Filthy Rich & Catflap (TV Series)
Episode #1.4 (1987)
Mel Smith: Jumbo Whiffy
Quotes
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Richard Rich : This is my minder, Edward Catflap.
Jumbo Whiffy : Terrific, terrific, well look, go get yourselves in there and we'll have a drink, you pair of old tarts.
[laughs and slaps Richie on the back as he pushes him in]
Edward Catflap : Don't mind if we do, you rectum-faced bucket of sex sauce.
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Jumbo Whiffy : You've met Jill, I take it? I don't know what I'd do without her, terrific pair of eh... eyes, eh?
[indicating her bosom with his hands as he laughs]
Richard Rich : Yeah, and fantastic knockers as well, hasn't she?
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Jumbo Whiffy : Richie, let me put it this way: when I first came into this office, there was a fat old drunk sat behind that desk mumbling platitudes. And it was me. And I'm still there. You see the way I'm thinking, Richard?
Richard Rich : Yes.
Edward Catflap : No.
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Jumbo Whiffy : Oh, sod off, you old queen!
[Bops Richie playfully on the shoulder]
Richard Rich : Oh!
[Punches Jumbo playfully in the gut]
Richard Rich : up yours, you old rancid, dribbling zit!
Edward Catflap : Yeah, screw you, you complacent, misogynistic, bum-splat!
[Smacks Jumbo right in the face with a right hook]