Firefly (TV Series)

Our Mrs. Reynolds (2002)

Adam Baldwin: Jayne Cobb

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Quotes 

• Bandit : [robbing a couple on a floating wagon]  You gonna give us what's due us and every damn thing else on that boat. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the misses.

  Jayne : Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.

  Mal : [in disguise in a dress and large bonnet]  How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?

  Jayne : If I could make you purtier, I would.

  Mal : [gasps]  You are not the man I met a year ago.

  [Mal and Jayne pull their guns on the unsuspecting bandits] 

  Mal : Now, think real hard. You've been birddoggin' this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear, by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

• [Jayne is walking menacingly towards Mal with a large gun] 

  Jayne : Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.

  [he holds the gun out to Mal] 

  Mal : [exclaims in Chinese]  You offering me a trade?

  Jayne : A trade? Hell, it's theft. This the best gun made by man. It has *extreme* sentimental value. It's miles more worthy 'n what you got!

  Mal : What I got? She has a name.

  Jayne : So does this. I call it Vera.

  Mal : Well, my days of not takin' ya seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

• Kaylee : It was your big makeout session that got us into this, sir.

  Mal : I was poisoned!

  Inara : You were drugged.

  Jayne : That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

• Mal : How drunk was I last night?

  Jayne : I don't know, I passed out.

• Saffron : I'm sorry that I shame you.

  Mal : You don't shame me! Zoë, would you get Wash.

  Zoë : [Over the PA system]  This is Zoë. We need all personnel in the cargo bay.

  Mal : All? I said Wash!

  Zoë : Captain, everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day of bliss.

  Mal : There's-there's no bliss! I don't know this girl.

  Jayne Cobb : Then can I know her?

• Jayne : [to his gun]  See Vera? Dress yourself up, you get taken out somewhere fun.

• Elder Gommen : [presenting Jayne his gift - a rain stick]  It makes the rain come when you turn it. The rain's very scarce and comes only when needed most; and such it is with men like you.

  [Jayne is in awe over it, on the verge of tears] 

  Jayne Cobb : This is the most... you... friend... you're the guy!

  [hugs Gommen] 

  Jayne Cobb : I will treasure this.