The Flintstones (TV Series)
A Haunted House Is Not a Home (1964)
Hal Smith: Creepers, Horace, Giggles
Quotes
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Creepers : Dinner is served, sir.
Fred Flintstone : Eh, what is it, Creepers?
Creepers : Alphabet soup, sir, our cook's specialty.
Fred Flintstone : Alphabet soup?
Barney Rubble : Sure, Fred, you twirl it around and sometimes it makes words. Uh do you think we should eat it?
Fred Flintstone : Well, sure, why not?
Barney Rubble : Well, if anything happens to Flintstone, everything goes to the servants, remember?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, yeah, I remember. Hey, Barney, look! The alphabet soup's trying to tell us something! Beware!
Barney Rubble : You better do what it says, Fred, look!
[Pot Rock charges at Fred with a cleaver]
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[after J. Giggles Flintstone, who turns out to be alive and well, reveals he was merely testing Fred]
Fred Flintstone : You mean this was all a joke?
J. Giggles Flintstone : That's right, a great big joke!
[cackles]
J. Giggles Flintstone : Right, boys?
Creepers : You're a riot, sir.
Wormstone : What a practical joker, boss.
Potrock : Yeah, a real kook.
J. Giggles Flintstone : That's me, a kook!
[cackles]
J. Giggles Flintstone : But a rich kook. Ha, ha! Don't forget that!
[cackles]
J. Giggles Flintstone : You should've seen how funny you looked when you were scared!
[cackles]
J. Giggles Flintstone : Right, boys?
Servants : Yeah, boss.
[the servants all laugh]
Fred Flintstone : Well, I'm kind of a kook myself.
[pulls out a very large cleaver]
Fred Flintstone : Not rich, but still a kook.
[Fred laughs maniacally as his uncle runs in terror]
J. Giggles Flintstone : Look out! He's flipped his wheels! Run!
[the servants flee with Fred chasing after them and Giggles, Barney and the girls watch as Fred continues chasing them outside]
Barney Rubble : Good boy! Sic'em, Fred! Sic'em!
Betty Rubble : Go get'em, Fred!
[Fred continues his pursuit, laughing maniacally]
Wilma Flintstone : Well, back to the poorhouse.
