The Flintstones (TV Series)

Carry On, Nurse Fred (1963)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone, Nurse

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Quotes 

• Nurse Frightenshale : [after Fred sneezes]  Germ spreader!

  Fred Flintstone : She's back!

  Nurse Frightenshale : You're right and you have a cold. Rule number 6: The baby will be quarantined from all contagious adults.

  Fred Flintstone : You're right. No argument. Anything for peace and quiet.

  [to Wilma] 

  Fred Flintstone : You and Pebbles go in your room, and I'll just lie down out here and...

  [the nurse grabs Fred and carries him off] 

  Fred Flintstone : Hey, wait a minute!

  Nurse Frightenshale : We'll just fix you up a nice corner in the garage where you and your germs can be alone.

  Fred Flintstone : Put me down! I don't have any germs, and I don't want to be alone! WIIILMAAA!

• Wilma Flintstone : You've certainly been nice about this whole misunderstanding. In fact, you've been so sweet, that if we ever have another baby, we're gonna call him Officer, after you.

  Cop : [referring to Fred]  Oh, thanks, lady, but if he ever has another baby, I'm getting transferred.

• Wilma Flintstone : And speaking of Big Daddy, Betty, was Fred home when the nurse got there?

  Betty Rubble : No. He was out buying cigars, so I let her in.

  Wilma Flintstone : What did you think of her?

  Betty Rubble : Well, she seems fine and looks very capable. But you should've seen Barney's reaction. All she said was four words to him and he clicked his heels, threw her a military salute, and marched out in a huff.

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, dear. What were the four words?

  Betty Rubble : Wash your hands immediately!

  Wilma Flintstone : Uh-oh. Those sound like fighting words for Fred.

• [Pebbles stops crying after Wilma gives her a bottle of milk] 

  Fred Flintstone : What's wrong? Why did she stop?

  Wilma Flintstone : Because she's having her dinner, Fred. She was hungry.

  Fred Flintstone : All that noise because she was hungry?

  Wilma Flintstone : Ever hear yourself when your dinner's ten minutes late, Fred?

• Fred Flintstone : [about the nurse]  Look, Wilma, I don't want to get you upset, but that woman is a nut.

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred, it's just for a week. We have to have someone.

  Fred Flintstone : So we've got me, don't we? I'll get a week off from work.

  Wilma Flintstone : But, Fred...

  Fred Flintstone : I know what you're going to say. I don't know anything about all of this, right?

  Wilma Flintstone : Right.

  Fred Flintstone : Has that ever stopped me from being an expert before?

  Wilma Flintstone : No, Fred, and that's what I'm afraid of.