- Barney Rubble: [rehearsing, while driving] How silver sweet sounds lovers' tongues by night. Like softest music to attending ears.
- Fred Flintstone: [rehearsing] Romeorock!
- Barney Rubble: What, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: No, I'm not Fred! I'm Julietstone!
- Barney Rubble: Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, Fred... I mean, Julietstone. Uh... Uh...
- Fred Flintstone: Watch out for that rock on the road! Turn the wheel!
- Barney Rubble: Watch out for that rock on the road, O Julietstone. Turn the wheel!
- [the car hits a large rock, causing it to fly into the air and plummet to the ground]
- Fred Flintstone: You never were a good student, were you, Barney?
- Barney Rubble: Uh, no. I was a teenage dropout.
- Barney Rubble: [reads a review about Julietstone, whom he played] "The part of Julietstone was enacted with comic genius." Ha ha ha! "The young lady who played it was a last-minute substitute, so was unknown to this columnist. If she reads this, all I can say is, I'd like to meet her. Hello, Dolly."
- Fred Flintstone: Now let's get back to the script. When I say, "Come to me, fair Romeorock, forthwith," that is a cue for action.
- Barney Rubble: [while driving] Uh, yeah. Uh, that's where I climb the balcony, huh?
- Fred Flintstone: Right. Barney where are you?
- [Barney is then seen on the roof of the car]
- Barney Rubble: On the balcony, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: You're supposed to be driving!
- Barney Rubble: [performing] You're supposed to be driving, O Julietstone.
- [the car crashes]
- Barney Rubble: I don't think I read that line right, Fred.