- [after Fred tells Dino to leave the house]
- Wilma Flintstone: But, Fred, Dino really is a sweet thing. And you know what they say, he's man's best friend.
- Fred Flintstone: If Dino's my best friend, I can use some enemies.
- Betty Rubble: Hello, boys, what are you watching?
- Fred Flintstone: The fights.
- Betty Rubble: But why aren't you watching The Sassie Show?
- Barney Rubble: [sarcastically] Oh, we started to, but there, uh, was just too much violence.
- Betty Rubble: But I'd like to see that program. Maybe Wilma's got it on.
- Fred Flintstone: If she doesn't, she's got her hand chewed off.
- Fred Flintstone: [about Dino] What is this? He sits there in front of the TV set and tries to bite me.
- Barney Rubble: Well, maybe he thinks you're a TV dinner.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, Fred, he just wants to watch Sassie. It's his favorite program.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, it's his favorite program, huh? Well, it just so happens that this is my house and that's my TV set.
- Barney Rubble: Yeah, but those are Dino's teeth.
- Director: First, I'd like you to meet the members of our cast.
- Fred Flintstone: A pleasure, a pleasure.
- Director: First, our little boy actor. He's the nice, warm, lovable kid. Junior, meet Mr. Flintstone and his pet dino Dino.
- Junior: [takes off his sunglasses and puts them back on] You must be kidding.
- Director: Dino might get a part in our show.
- Junior: Big, big deal.
- Fred Flintstone: [sarcastically] Lovable is just the word.