The Flintstones (TV Series)

Fred's New Job (1963)

Howard Morris: Eddie, Clam, Turtle, Manager, Customer

Quotes 

• Eddie : Flintstone is a good worker.

  Mr. Slate : Yes, that's because of our incentive plan.

  Eddie : What incentive plan?

  Mr. Slate : Work hard or get fired. You can't beat that for incentive.

• [Fred is working at a gas station] 

  Manager : Okay, Flintstone, I briefed you on our operation policy. Now here comes your first customer. Good luck.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, boy, my first solo.

  [walks to the customer] 

  Fred Flintstone : How do you do, sir?

  Manager : He's polite. That's good.

  Customer : 10 gallons of Ethel, please.

  Fred Flintstone : Yes, sir. Okay, Ethel, 10 gallons.

  Manager : Gas in, good. Checks oil, is disgusted because it's so dirty. Changes oil. Very good. This Flintstone seems to be all right.

  [the customer drives off] 

  Manager : Tips hat. Waves goodbye. Well, that's nice.

  Fred Flintstone : How did I do, boss?

  Manager : Not bad, not bad. Just one little thing... YOU LET HIM GET AWAY WITHOUT PAYING!