The Flintstones (TV Series)

Feudin' and Fussin' (1962)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : You're not responsible for the things you do. I guess it's because you're, uh... uh...

  Barney Rubble : Absent-minded? Unthinking? Stupid? Silly?

  Fred Flintstone : Back up. You just passed it.

  Barney Rubble : Oh, uh, stupid? Hey, that's not very nice, is it? Uh, say you're sorry.

  Fred Flintstone : Okay. I'm sorry you're stupid.

• Wilma Flintstone : Okay, deal.

  Fred Flintstone : The Rubbles aren't here yet.

  Wilma Flintstone : And probably won't come. Deal.

  Fred Flintstone : What do you mean won't come? Betty and Barney know it's our weekly bridge game.

  Wilma Flintstone : You hurt Barney's feelings.

  Fred Flintstone : I hurt Barney's feelings?

  Wilma Flintstone : Yes. This afternoon. Deal. We'll play two-handed tonight.

  Fred Flintstone : Hold it! Hold it! Who said so?

  Wilma Flintstone : I got the story from Betty, who got it from Barney. Deal!

  Fred Flintstone : Everybody's got the story but me. What is this thing I'm supposed to have done to Barney?

  Wilma Flintstone : Insulted him.

  Fred Flintstone : I always insult Barney. He's my best friend. A fella don't insult strangers.

  Wilma Flintstone : But today you went too far, chewing him out for that Charlie Pumicestone game that was called off. Calling him stupid.

  Fred Flintstone : But Barney knows I didn't mean what I said.

  Wilma Flintstone : How does Barney know you don't mean it?

  Fred Flintstone : Because... Because he knows I'm m-me.

  Wilma Flintstone : Maybe he'd know for sure if you told him.

  Fred Flintstone : You mean apologize?

  Wilma Flintstone : Ooh, I said a nasty word.

  Fred Flintstone : If that's what Barney wants, okay.

  Wilma Flintstone : You mean you will apologize?

  Fred Flintstone : What's with the big amazement? When I'm wrong, I'm wrong, and I'm big enough to admit it.

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Fred, I always wanted to hear you say that, and it finally happened.

  [hugs Fred] 

  Wilma Flintstone : This is going to make Barney very happy, and me, too, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : Fine, fine. Call him up and tell him.

  Wilma Flintstone : Huh?

  Fred Flintstone : That I'm sorry and for him to get over here on the double and stop holding up our game.

  Wilma Flintstone : You insulted him! You tell him!

  Fred Flintstone : Me? What's the difference who tells him?

  Wilma Flintstone : All the difference in the world.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, all right. I'll... I'll, uh, I'll call him on the phone. Uh, what's his number?

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah?

  Wilma Flintstone : LIVE, IN PERSON!

  Fred Flintstone : Ohh, women! I wish there was something else we men could marry.