The Flintstones (TV Series)
How to Pick a Fight with Your Wife Without Really Trying (1966)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino, Turtle
Quotes
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[while staying at Barney's house]
Barney Rubble : What do you like for breakfast, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : Oh, anything. Steak, dodo eggs, bacon, toast, sausages, rock muffins, pancakes, cereal, french toast, uh, pizza.
Barney Rubble : Well, which do you want?
Fred Flintstone : All of them! I'm starved!
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The Great Gazoo : The outcome is assured, Flintstone. It's men who have the superior mind.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, you're right.
Barney Rubble : Only one thing, Mr. Gazoo.
The Great Gazoo : What's that?
Barney Rubble : If I've got such a superior mind, how come I'm mixed up in a nutty situation like this?
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Fred Flintstone : Look at Dino over there, look how he's lying there missing me.
[Dino is seen sleeping, dreaming about a female dinosaur kissing him]
Barney Rubble : [sarcastically] Yeah, he sure looks like he's missing you all right.
[chuckles]
Fred Flintstone : Hey, Dino. Psst, psst. Dino. Here, Dino. Come to Daddy.
[Dino wakes up]
Fred Flintstone : Come to Daddy and show him how much you miss him.
[Dino walks over to Fred]
Fred Flintstone : That's a good Dino. You miss your dadda, don't you?
[Dino growls and bites Fred's nose]
Fred Flintstone : Yeowch!
[Dino walks away barking]
Fred Flintstone : How do you like that? And he's supposed to be man's best friend.
Barney Rubble : Yeah, he sure didn't miss you that time, Fred.
[laughs]
Fred Flintstone : Diabogeny!
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Barney Rubble : [within a bush] Psst. Betty. Hey, Betty.
Betty Rubble : [peeks through a window] Barney. Oh, I miss you so.
Barney Rubble : Oh, not as much as I miss you, honey bunch.
Betty Rubble : This is all so silly.
Barney Rubble : Yeah. Hey, uh, how's Wilma taking it?
Betty Rubble : Well, you know Wilma. Cheerful on the outside, but on the inside, miserable. How's Fred?
Barney Rubble : Well, uh, you know Fred. He's miserable inside and outside.
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Barney Rubble : Boy, Fred, I don't see how you can eat like that just before going to sleep. It would give me nightmares.
Fred Flintstone : Not me.
[swallows food]
Fred Flintstone : In fact, if anything, cucumber sandwiches make me sleep better. Besides, I gotta eat. It takes my mind off...
Barney Rubble : Wilma?
Fred Flintstone : Uh, no. No, not... not Wilma. I got other worries. Uh, business and, uh, things.
Barney Rubble : Oh.
Fred Flintstone : Why should I be thinking about Wilma? As a matter of fact, I didn't think about her once today.
Barney Rubble : Okay.
[turns out the light and yawns]
Barney Rubble : Good night, Betty.
Fred Flintstone : [yawns] Good night, Wilma.
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[Betty and Wilma are heard laughing next door]
Barney Rubble : Hey, Fred, did you hear that?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah. Boy, you had Wilma pegged right, Mr. Gazoo. She's over there crying her eyes out.
Barney Rubble : I don't know, Fred. It sounds more like, uh, like laughing to me.
Fred Flintstone : Don't be silly, Barney. What has she got to laugh about? Would you laugh if I walked out on you?
[Barney stares off for a while]
Fred Flintstone : Well?
Barney Rubble : I don't know if I'd laugh, Fred, but it made me feel good just thinking about it.