The Flintstones (TV Series)

How to Pick a Fight with Your Wife Without Really Trying (1966)

Harvey Korman: The Great Gazoo

Quotes 

• The Great Gazoo : The outcome is assured, Flintstone. It's men who have the superior mind.

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, you're right.

  Barney Rubble : Only one thing, Mr. Gazoo.

  The Great Gazoo : What's that?

  Barney Rubble : If I've got such a superior mind, how come I'm mixed up in a nutty situation like this?

• The Great Gazoo : I don't know. This theory has worked for millions of years, Flintstone, and you're the first one to find a bug in it.

  Fred Flintstone : Well, maybe I'm the first guy to have a wife like Wilma. I did just what you told me. Treated her like a child, used my superior mind, and you know what she gave me for dinner? Pablum!

• The Great Gazoo : I've been listening to you rave, Mr. Flintstone. And, boy, are you a ding-a-ling. A regular hoopla or, as you Earth people say, uh, you're a... a... a... What's that word now?

  [Fred, not paying attention while driving, almost runs over an old man, who quickly jumps into a trash can] 

  Old Man : Hey, watch where you're going, ya kook!

  The Great Gazoo : That's it! That's the word! As I was saying, Flintstone, you're a kook.