The Flintstones (TV Series)
Impractical Joker (1962)
Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone
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Quotes
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Wilma Flintstone : Fred, will you stop that pacing up and down? You're making me nervous.
Fred Flintstone : If you want to get nervous, get nervous about living next-door to a counterfeiter. And if he tries to pass any of that do-it-yourself money, they'll grab him, they'll find out I knew about it, and I'll get 10 years just for living next door to the guy.
Wilma Flintstone : I'll visit you, Fred, and bring a cake with a file in it.
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Wilma Flintstone : Fred, Betty wants to know what Barney is fooling around with down in his basement.
Fred Flintstone : Fooling around with? He's fooling around with a 20-year stretch on the big rock.
Wilma Flintstone : But, Fred, what could he be doing?
Fred Flintstone : He could be playing with a model train set, but he isn't. He is making money.
Wilma Flintstone , Betty Rubble : Oh, that's good!
Fred Flintstone : Phony money!
Wilma Flintstone , Betty Rubble : Oh, that's bad!
Fred Flintstone : Betty, I hate to tell you this, but your husband is a counterfeiter.
Wilma Flintstone : A counterfeiter?
Betty Rubble : I don't believe it.
Fred Flintstone : Well, you'll believe it when the unmentionables raid your house and drag him off in the paddy wagon.
Betty Rubble : I think I'll go over and speak to Barney.
Fred Flintstone : Be careful! Just speaking to him could get you a five-year stretch!
