- [when Bamm-Bamm lifts a mammoth]
- Barney Rubble: Hey, uh, take it easy with that mammoth, Bamm-Bamm. We don't want the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Mammoths on our backs.
- Fred Flintstone: I don't mind showering in the sink as long as no one turns on the garbage disposal.
- Dr. Sliprock: My, what a cute little boy.
- [pulls out a lollipop]
- Dr. Sliprock: Would you like a little lollipop from Docky Wocky?
- Fred Flintstone: [pushes the lollipop away] I'm gonna POP you if you don't knock off that Docky Wocky stuff! I am a grown man! I... I mean, I'm a man who isn't grown up anymore.
- Barney Rubble: [after noticing the tiny Fred] Wow. Don't know if you noticed it, Fred, but, uh, you shrunk.
- Betty Rubble: [enters her home] Hi, Barney.
- Barney Rubble: Hiya, Betty.
- Betty Rubble: [walks past the shrunken Fred] Oh, hello, Fred. Lost a little weight, haven't you?
- [Betty is shocked after noticing Fred's tiny size]
- Betty Rubble: Fred!
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, I did it again, Betty. I invented a reducing formula and this is what happened. I gotta get back to size. 'Til I do, don't tell Wilma. I gotta get to a doctor.
- Barney Rubble: [picks up Fred] Now, now, don't worry, Fred. I'll drive you over to one.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, thanks, Barn. You're a real pal.
- Barney Rubble: Hey, I better carry you. Someone might step on you or something.
- [Ed Sullystone is convinced by Fred and Barney's ventriloquist act]
- Ed Sullystone: Remarkable. He does it while drinking water.
- [looks at Fred]
- Ed Sullystone: And you certainly have a goofy looking dummy. That's very important.
- Fred Flintstone: Now just a rock-picking minute!
- [leaps toward Sullystone]
- Fred Flintstone: You're no picture postcard yourself, you know!
- Ed Sullystone: Say, that's pretty good. Real convincing and dumb looking, too.
- Fred Flintstone: Boy, are you looking for a fat lip!
- Barney Rubble: Uh, easy, Fred. Remember the act.
- Fred Flintstone: Nobody talks to me like that!
- [scoffs]
- Fred Flintstone: Give a guy a TV show, he thinks he owns the world!
- Nurse: May I help you, sir?
- Barney Rubble: Uh, yes, Nurse. I, uh...
- Nurse: [notices the tiny Fred] Oh, what a cute little boy!
- [tickles him]
- Nurse: Coochie, coochie, coochie coo!
- Fred Flintstone: I'm not a cute little BOY! I'm a cute little MAN!
- Nurse: You mean he's a man?
- Barney Rubble: Yep. Just a new compact type.
- Ed Sullystone: [on TV] Good evening, and welcome to our really big show. With our really big acts and really big celebrities in our audience.
- Wilma Flintstone: He's really big on those really bigs.
- [the shrunken Fred enters his home]
- Fred Flintstone: Uh, hello, Wilma.
- Wilma Flintstone: [walks by with dishes] Oh, hi, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Well, that was easy.
- [the dishes are heard shattering]
- Wilma Flintstone: Aaaaah! Fred! What have you done to yourself?
- Fred Flintstone: Now, now, now, don't panic, Wilma. I can explain. It's that reducing drink I invented. It reduced me. I'm sorry, Wilma. I guess I'm just a dope.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, don't belittle yourself.
- Fred Flintstone: Don't say that word!
- Wilma Flintstone: I guess we have to just learn to live with little things like this.
- Fred Flintstone: There she goes again.