The Flintstones (TV Series)
Kleptomaniac Pebbles (1963)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino
Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : As I was saying, Barney, tomorrow I am taking a cop to lunch. Huh?
[Fred finds two policemen near his car, writing tickets]
Traffic Cop #1 : Parking too close to a hydrant.
Traffic Cop #2 : Parking too far from the curb.
Traffic Cop #1 : License plates incorrectly displayed.
Traffic Cop #2 : Broken taillight.
Traffic Cop #1 : Parking in a crosswalk.
Traffic Cop #2 : And in a red zone.
Barney Rubble : Like you said, Fred, our police force is the finest.
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Barney Rubble : Oh, Fred, I got a feeling you haven't told me everything.
Fred Flintstone : Okay, Barney, I'm going to confide in you. Pebbles took this from the jewelry store. She's a... a kleptomaniac.
Barney Rubble : Oh, uh, then that makes us even. I got a cousin who's a hypochondriac.
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Fred Flintstone : [with his arms up] You got to hand it to the Bedrock Police, Barney. They're really alert.
Barney Rubble : Oh, uh, Fred, uh...
Fred Flintstone : Look at the way they captured that crook, Baffles.
Barney Rubble : Hey, uh, Fred, uh...
Fred Flintstone : Our police force is the finest in the nation.
Barney Rubble : Fred!
Fred Flintstone : Huh? Huh?
Barney Rubble : You can put your arms down now.
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Fred Flintstone : Why, it's you. The gentleman from the store.
Baffles Gravel : Correction. Inspector Gravel here, of Rockland Yard.
Barney Rubble : Rockland Yard? Hey, listen, he... he forced me into this. I wanted to go straight. Uh, who... who do I see about turning state's evidence?
Fred Flintstone : [sarcastically] Good old Barney, loyal to the end.
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[after the two detectives apprehends Baffles Gravel]
Detective #2 : [to Fred and Barney] How long have you two been working with Baffles?
Baffles Gravel : I say, do you think I would associate with such obvious mental incompetence?
Fred Flintstone : Hey, Barney, I think he's referring to us.
Barney Rubble : I guess he likes us.
