The Flintstones (TV Series)
Rip Van Flintstone (1965)
Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone
Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : Hey, Wilma, look! It's those new skate bones all the kids are riding. Pretty neat, huh? I've been wanting to try one of these.
Wilma Flintstone : Put it back, Fred. You'll hurt yourself.
Fred Flintstone : Are you kidding? Why, I'm a natural born athlete. Watch this.
[starts riding skate bone]
Fred Flintstone : See? Nothing to it. Oh, oh, boy! I can see why the kids get hooked on these things. Sure beats walking.
Supermarket Clerk : Uh-oh. Here comes one of those adult natural born athletes. This means troubles.
[Fred accidentally skates into the revolving door and spins out of control]
Fred Flintstone : Hey, where am I? What's going on?
[skates uncontrollably out of revolving door]
Fred Flintstone : Yaaa! Wilma!
Supermarket Clerk : I knew it.
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Supermarket Clerk : One giant Brontosaurus soup bone, 250 grapefruits, one skate bone, plus damage to revolving door. And that'll be $62.52.
Wilma Flintstone : Next time, I'll do the shopping, okay, Fred?
Supermarket Clerk : The management would be most grateful, madam.
Fred Flintstone : Are you insinuating I'm a troublemaker?
Supermarket Clerk : No, sir, not insinuating. I'M TELLING YOU!
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Mr. Slate : Welcome once again, everybody, to the Slate Construction Annual Picnic for Employees and Guests, given each year through the generosity of the company's beloved president.
[the employees all cheer]
Fred Flintstone : Here we go. First it's a long-winded speech by Slate, then we play some corny games. I HOPE THE FOOD IS BETTER THIS YEAR!
Wilma Flintstone : Fred!
Fred Flintstone : Relax, Wilma. Slate'll never know who yelled it.
Mr. Slate : Starting a little early with the wisecracks, aren't you, Flintstone?
[Fred's face blushes red]
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, he'll never know, will he?