The Flintstones (TV Series)

Royal Rubble (1965)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone, Harem Girls

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Quotes 

• Rockarabian Guard : Halt! Halt! It is forbidden for a mere woman to enter without permission.

  Wilma Flintstone : A mere woman?

  Betty Rubble : What do you mean, young man?

  Wilma Flintstone : [in the guard's face]  How dare you speak to us in that tone!

  Wilma Flintstone , Betty Rubble : [Wilma and Betty both start lecturing the guard at the same time, then soon leave] 

  Rockarabian Guard : It is written, do not argue with a woman.

• Barney Rubble : Hey, Fred, look behind us. Two guys and a mastodon. They must have awful headaches. They got towels wrapped around their heads.

  Fred Flintstone : [chuckles]  Those aren't towels, Barney. They're turbans.

  Barney Rubble : Nah. A turban is some kind of a turtle.

  Betty Rubble : No, that's a terrapin, right, Wilma?

  Wilma Flintstone : No. A terrapin is something to jump on.

  Fred Flintstone : Heh. You mean a trampoline. I know 'cause I nearly cracked my head on one once.

  Barney Rubble : Yeah. Then you had to wear a towel on your head.

  [laughs] 

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, what's the use?

• Fred Flintstone : Oh, come on. You girls don't really believe that Barney is royal, do you?

  Wilma Flintstone : It certainly looks that way, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : Well, seeing is believing. And all I saw was two guys taking him away. He could be kidnapped. Remember, Betty, he's only your husband, but he's my best pal.

• Fred Flintstone : [Chuckling]  Isn't that cute? Pebbles buried me in the sand.

  [Worried, as Pebbles crawls away] 

  Fred Flintstone : Hey pebbles where you going? Get me out of here! I'm stuck in the sand!

  [Wailing] 

  Fred Flintstone : Willmaa!

  Wilma Flintstone : [Standing in front of the mound of sand Fred's buried in]  Relax, Fred. I'll get you out.

  [Noticing Fred's bare feet Sticking out from the mound of sand, Coyly] 

  Wilma Flintstone : But it isn't easy to pass up this opportunity...

  [Starts tickling Fred's feet] 

  Fred Flintstone : [laughing helplessly/protesting]  Ha-Hoo! Oh, C-Cut it out! ahh-haha!-hahahaa! S-Stop it! EEE! OOH! If you don't stop making me laugh, I'm gonna get awful mad, Wilma! hahahahahahahaa!

  Wilma Flintstone : [Looking down at Fred after pulling him out from under the sand]  There you are, all safe and sound. Honestly Fred, Sometimes you're just a big baby!