- Wilma Flintstone: I have the strangest feeling I've seen Samantha before.
- Betty Rubble: She's pretty enough to be in the movies or on TV.
- Wilma Flintstone: That's who she looks like! The star of that wonderful witch TV show. Oh, but no. She wouldn't be living way out here in this neighborhood.
- Wilma Flintstone: I'll tackle the kitchen, then there's the children to get ready.
- Samantha Stephens: Leave them to me.
- Wilma Flintstone: You sure you can handle them? They're really little devils.
- [chuckles]
- Samantha Stephens: They are? Then we should get along fine.
- [Betty and Wilma walk into Samantha's house and find that she's already unpacked after moving in]
- Betty Rubble: Your house! Ooh, it's beautiful. It's impossible.
- Wilma Flintstone: Golly, Samantha, you sure are a whiz.
- Samantha Stephens: A what?
- Wilma Flintstone: A whiz.
- Samantha Stephens: Ooh. For a minute, I... Never mind.
- [after Samantha suggests going camping with Fred and Barney]
- Samantha Stephens: So, we'll all pitch in. Betty, if you can do our shopping, I'll give Wilma a hand with her housework. What do you say?
- Betty Rubble: I say Yabba Dabba Doo!
- Fred Flintstone: Now don't panic, girls. We'll look after you.
- Wilma Flintstone: What are you talking about?
- Fred Flintstone: I told you camping wasn't for women! There's a vicious man-eating tiglon out there!
- Barney Rubble: Woman-eating, too!
- Samantha Stephens: But that's ridiculous. We haven't heard anything. Come along, Wilma. Let's take a look.
- [Samantha and Wilma walk over to the bushes]
- Fred Flintstone: Ooh hoo! I can't bear to look!
- [Samantha and Wilma find a little kitten behind the bushes]
- Wilma Flintstone: A man-eater?
- Fred Flintstone: You see him?
- Wilma Flintstone: [walks back with Samantha] Fred Flintstone, there's nothing here but a little kitten. Go see for yourself. He's a cute little thing.
- [Fred and Barney walk back over to the bushes and with no one looking, Samantha uses her magic to turn the kitten back into a large tiglon]
- Fred Flintstone: Yeow!
- Barney Rubble: Help!
- [after Fred and Barney runs away, the tiglon turns back into a meowing kitten]
- Fred Flintstone: You girls call that a little kitten?
- Wilma Flintstone: Of course.
- [Fred and Barney hide back behind their wives]
- Barney Rubble: Oh, boy, I hate to see your idea of a big pussycat.