The Flintstones (TV Series)
Surfin' Fred (1965)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : Now we agreed to let me pick the place for this weekend, right?
Barney Rubble : Right, but...
Fred Flintstone : And I told you I knew the perfect place to get away from it all, right?
Barney Rubble : Right, Fred, but, uh...
Fred Flintstone : But what, but what? What are you worried about?
Barney Rubble : I want to know where we're going to get away so if we don't like it, we can get away before we get there.
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Fred Flintstone : Boy, this is the life. You wanna go on a vacation, just leave the kids with the mother-in-law and go, go, go!
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[after a flood of teenagers arrives on Rock Island]
Wilma Flintstone : The perfect place to get away from it all, huh, Fred?
Betty Rubble : A spot no one ever heard of, huh, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : But... But... But what's going on?
Wilma Flintstone : Every spring vacation, Rock Island is overrun with teenagers. They have the National Surfing Finals here.
Betty Rubble : Last year, they jammed the place. It was in all the papers.
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Jimmy Darrock : Oh, no, not again.
[Fred and Barney run by the disguised Jimmy]
Fred Flintstone : There's nothing to it, Barney. Just keep your eye on me.
Al : What's the problem, Jimmy, bubie, baby?
Jimmy Darrock : That fat guy. I've pulled him out of the water so much, I'm growing scales.
[Fred and Barney are now water skiing]
Fred Flintstone : What's the matter, Barn? You scared?
Barney Rubble : Well, uh, uh, I was just wondering...
Fred Flintstone : About what?
Barney Rubble : About that rock we're gonna hit.
Fred Flintstone : What rock?
[Fred and Barney crash into a large rock and sink into the water]
Jimmy Darrock : See what I mean? There goes Operation Blubber again.
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Fred Flintstone : [to a teenaged girl] Good morning, my dear. Gonna do a little surfing? Well, remember that the skeg goes underneath an aft, not topside forecastle.
Barney Rubble : How about that? He reads one magazine and he's an authority on surfboards.