- [Fred has entered the surfing finals]
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, Barney, this is terrible. Fred doesn't know how to surf.
- Barney Rubble: Not knowing how to do something never stopped Fred from doing it before.
- Fred Flintstone: Now we agreed to let me pick the place for this weekend, right?
- Barney Rubble: Right, but...
- Fred Flintstone: And I told you I knew the perfect place to get away from it all, right?
- Barney Rubble: Right, Fred, but, uh...
- Fred Flintstone: But what, but what? What are you worried about?
- Barney Rubble: I want to know where we're going to get away so if we don't like it, we can get away before we get there.
- Barney Rubble: Gee, you were right, Fred. A whole beach to ourselves.
- Betty Rubble: Ah, it's almost too good to be true.
- Barney Rubble: That's just what I've been thinking. Did you see the funny look the manager gave us?
- Fred Flintstone: Boy, this is the life. You wanna go on a vacation, just leave the kids with the mother-in-law and go, go, go!
- [after a flood of teenagers arrives on Rock Island]
- Wilma Flintstone: The perfect place to get away from it all, huh, Fred?
- Betty Rubble: A spot no one ever heard of, huh, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: But... But... But what's going on?
- Wilma Flintstone: Every spring vacation, Rock Island is overrun with teenagers. They have the National Surfing Finals here.
- Betty Rubble: Last year, they jammed the place. It was in all the papers.
- Jimmy Darrock: Oh, no, not again.
- [Fred and Barney run by the disguised Jimmy]
- Fred Flintstone: There's nothing to it, Barney. Just keep your eye on me.
- Al: What's the problem, Jimmy, bubie, baby?
- Jimmy Darrock: That fat guy. I've pulled him out of the water so much, I'm growing scales.
- [Fred and Barney are now water skiing]
- Fred Flintstone: What's the matter, Barn? You scared?
- Barney Rubble: Well, uh, uh, I was just wondering...
- Fred Flintstone: About what?
- Barney Rubble: About that rock we're gonna hit.
- Fred Flintstone: What rock?
- [Fred and Barney crash into a large rock and sink into the water]
- Jimmy Darrock: See what I mean? There goes Operation Blubber again.
- [Jimmy Darrock approaches Wilma and Betty while carrying Fred and Barney]
- Jimmy Darrock: Mrs. Flintstone.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, no, not again.
- Jimmy Darrock: [about Fred] I wish you'd keep him on shore. I'm getting waterlogged.
- Wilma Flintstone: I don't know who I feel sorrier for, us, the boys, or that poor lifeguard.
- Fred Flintstone: [to a teenaged girl] Good morning, my dear. Gonna do a little surfing? Well, remember that the skeg goes underneath an aft, not topside forecastle.
- Barney Rubble: How about that? He reads one magazine and he's an authority on surfboards.