- Fred Flintstone: Now, let's see, what's the first thing I'll do with all this dough?
- Wilma Flintstone: Return it.
- Fred Flintstone: I'll get me one of those snazzy sports cars, maybe two. One to go to work in and one to come home in, and then I'll...
- [pauses]
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma, it sounded like you said ''return it.''
- Wilma Flintstone: That's right, Fred. Return it.
- Fred Flintstone: You've been twisting your hair curlers too tight, Wilma. This dough belongs to me.
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred Flintstone, you don't really believe that money dropped on you because you wished for it?
- Betty Rubble: How could you?
- Fred Flintstone: It's easy. I force myself.
- Barney Rubble: Cheer up, Fred. Remember the old saying, ''Honesty is the best policy.''
- Fred Flintstone: With my income, I can't afford the best.
- [after Fred tells an exaggerated story about how he caught the robbers to the reporters]
- Wilma Flintstone: Thanks for sparing a few seconds of your time, O hero of heroes.
- Barney Rubble: Boy, what a story, Fred.
- Betty Rubble: It's a good thing I was there. I'd never recognize it.
- Fred Flintstone: Okay, okay, so I colored it a bit. It makes for better reading in the newspapers.
- Barney Rubble: Hey, what about the reward, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: I already told you. I intend to be fair about it.
- Barney Rubble: Well, good. There are a few things I want to buy.
- Betty Rubble: Me too.
- Wilma Flintstone: And so do I.
- [on the phone]
- Wilma Flintstone: Hello, Rockville Department Store? This is Wilma Flintstone. Send up all those dresses I looked at last week.
- Betty Rubble: And some hats, Wilma. Don't forget the hats.
- Barney Rubble: Uh, and I need a new fishing pole. Uh, have some poles sent over, too.
- Fred Flintstone: Hold it, hooold it! What do you think you're doing? There won't be any reward money left for me.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, we'll be fair about it, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, yeah? Well, you're not going to get away with it.
- Wilma Flintstone: Either we get away with this or you don't get away with that story you're telling... Mr. Hero.
- Fred Flintstone: You mean you'd tell? My wife? My two best friends?
- Wilma Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Betty Rubble: Mm-hmm.
- Fred Flintstone: No. You couldn't. I'd be the laughingstock of the neighborhood.
- Wilma Flintstone: [back on the phone] Now, as I was saying, besides the clothes, send up a new sewing machine.
- Barney Rubble: Yeah, a-and a new bowling ball.
- Betty Rubble: And some travel folders.
- Fred Flintstone: No, no, no, no, take it easy. What do I get out of all this?
- Wilma Flintstone: [on the phone] And give the bill to Mr. Flintstone.
- [Fred and Barney hear a police siren]
- Fred Flintstone: It's the cops!
- Barney Rubble: So what, Fred? We're not the crooks.
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah, I know, but they don't. We got the stolen money in my car. They're gonna shoot first and ask questions later, remember?
- Barney Rubble: Oh, we'll just tell them what happened, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, sure, sure. Who's gonna believe I wished for the money and it just dropped on my head?
- Barney Rubble: Well, you believed it, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Well, the cops won't. They'll lock me up for a nut.