The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Buffalo Convention (1962)
Bea Benaderet: Betty Rubble
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Quotes
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Wilma Flintstone : [after giving Doozey some water] There. How do you feel now, Doozey?
Doozey Dodo Bird : Raaaak! Raaaak! Frantic City! Raaaak!
Betty Rubble : Wilma, he talked!
Wilma Flintstone : Yes, he really is a talking dodo!
Betty Rubble : And did you hear what he said?
Wilma Flintstone : It sounded like Frantic City. He must've heard it somewhere.
Betty Rubble : Well, let's find out what else he's heard. Come on, Doozey. Say something.
Doozey Dodo Bird : Raaaak! Raaaak! Frantic City!
Betty Rubble : We know that one. Let's have another!
Doozey Dodo Bird : Raaaak! Doctor is a plumber, doctor is a plumber! Raaaak! Convention, convention! Frantic City! Raaaak! Frantic City, Frantic City! Raaaak! Yabba-Dabba-Doo! Convention, three days!
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Guard : Sorry. This is the rear entrance to the Water Buffalo convention hall. No ladies allowed.
Wilma Flintstone : We heard some ladies were allowed.
Guard : Oh. Well, they're just the bathing beauties for the big cake.
[chuckles]
Guard : They don't count. Bless their little hearts.
[the wives all grab the guard]
Wilma Flintstone : Well... THEY COUNT WITH US!
[the wives toss the guard aside, charge into the convention hall, and chase out the bathing beauties]
Wilma Flintstone : Those beauties got out of the cake sooner than they expected.
Betty Rubble : They had lots of help.
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[while fleeing from their wives]
Fred Flintstone : Come on, Barney, under the boardwalk!
Barney Rubble : Good idea, Fred. Under the boardwalk.
[Wilma and Betty exit the convention]
Wilma Flintstone : I wonder where they went.
Betty Rubble : They've disappeared.
Doozey Dodo Bird : Raaaak! Under the boardwalk. Under the boardwalk.
Barney Rubble : [while running] Hey, that sounds like Doozey snitchin' on us!
Fred Flintstone : He's more like a stool pigeon than a dodo! Head for the water, Barney!
[Fred and Barney leap into the water]
Wilma Flintstone : Now where are they?
Betty Rubble : I don't know, Wilma. I lost sight of them, too.
Doozey Dodo Bird : Raaaak! Head for the water, Barney. Raaaak! Head for the water.
Wilma Flintstone : Thanks again, Doozey.
[looks out onto the water]
Wilma Flintstone : Do you see them, Betty?
Betty Rubble : No, I don't. Just their hats floating on the water.
Wilma Flintstone : They're both good underwater swimmers.
[sits down with Betty, holding a club]
Wilma Flintstone : But they have to come up sometime.
Betty Rubble : And we'll be right here waiting for them.
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Wilma Flintstone : [on the phone] Hello? Mrs. Stonewall? Did your husband leave this morning for three days? Bad case of dippy-doodle-itis, eh? Well, Mrs. Stonewall, I have news for you.
Mrs. Stonewall : Frantic City, huh? Well, I'll get in touch with the other wives, and when we all get to Frantic City, it'll be a lot more frantic!