The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Buffalo Convention (1962)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Wilma Flintstone : [after giving Doozey some water]  There. How do you feel now, Doozey?

  Doozey Dodo Bird : Raaaak! Raaaak! Frantic City! Raaaak!

  Betty Rubble : Wilma, he talked!

  Wilma Flintstone : Yes, he really is a talking dodo!

  Betty Rubble : And did you hear what he said?

  Wilma Flintstone : It sounded like Frantic City. He must've heard it somewhere.

  Betty Rubble : Well, let's find out what else he's heard. Come on, Doozey. Say something.

  Doozey Dodo Bird : Raaaak! Raaaak! Frantic City!

  Betty Rubble : We know that one. Let's have another!

  Doozey Dodo Bird : Raaaak! Doctor is a plumber, doctor is a plumber! Raaaak! Convention, convention! Frantic City! Raaaak! Frantic City, Frantic City! Raaaak! Yabba-Dabba-Doo! Convention, three days!

• Guard : Sorry. This is the rear entrance to the Water Buffalo convention hall. No ladies allowed.

  Wilma Flintstone : We heard some ladies were allowed.

  Guard : Oh. Well, they're just the bathing beauties for the big cake.

  [chuckles] 

  Guard : They don't count. Bless their little hearts.

  [the wives all grab the guard] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Well... THEY COUNT WITH US!

  [the wives toss the guard aside, charge into the convention hall, and chase out the bathing beauties] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Those beauties got out of the cake sooner than they expected.

  Betty Rubble : They had lots of help.

• [while fleeing from their wives] 

  Fred Flintstone : Come on, Barney, under the boardwalk!

  Barney Rubble : Good idea, Fred. Under the boardwalk.

  [Wilma and Betty exit the convention] 

  Wilma Flintstone : I wonder where they went.

  Betty Rubble : They've disappeared.

  Doozey Dodo Bird : Raaaak! Under the boardwalk. Under the boardwalk.

  Barney Rubble : [while running]  Hey, that sounds like Doozey snitchin' on us!

  Fred Flintstone : He's more like a stool pigeon than a dodo! Head for the water, Barney!

  [Fred and Barney leap into the water] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Now where are they?

  Betty Rubble : I don't know, Wilma. I lost sight of them, too.

  Doozey Dodo Bird : Raaaak! Head for the water, Barney. Raaaak! Head for the water.

  Wilma Flintstone : Thanks again, Doozey.

  [looks out onto the water] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Do you see them, Betty?

  Betty Rubble : No, I don't. Just their hats floating on the water.

  Wilma Flintstone : They're both good underwater swimmers.

  [sits down with Betty, holding a club] 

  Wilma Flintstone : But they have to come up sometime.

  Betty Rubble : And we'll be right here waiting for them.

• Wilma Flintstone : [on the phone]  Hello? Mrs. Stonewall? Did your husband leave this morning for three days? Bad case of dippy-doodle-itis, eh? Well, Mrs. Stonewall, I have news for you.

  Mrs. Stonewall : Frantic City, huh? Well, I'll get in touch with the other wives, and when we all get to Frantic City, it'll be a lot more frantic!