The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Entertainer (1962)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

Quotes 

• Mr. Slate : Ah, Flintstone, come in, come in. Sit down. Make yourself comfortable. Do you smoke cigars?

  Fred Flintstone : Yes, sir.

  Mr. Slate : Good, let me have one of yours. I'm fresh out.

• [Fred is reluctant to take out the female buyer] 

  Mr. Slate : Well, I can't call it off now. Might lose the whole account. It'll slow things down. I guess you'll have to ask your wife to join. I'll change the club reservation to three.

  Fred Flintstone : My wife's out of town, visiting her mother.

  Mr. Slate : Well, then there's no problem. Your wife will understand.

  Fred Flintstone : Not my wife. I can't do that. I love my wife.

  Mr. Slate : I love mine, too... I keep telling myself.