The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Good Scout (1961)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : When a guy gets a chance to go to the ball game for free, there's no such thing as a previous engagement. Barney's a real baseball fan. Ha! Even on his honeymoon that guy never missed a ball game. Even I didn't do that.

  Wilma Flintstone : That's right, Fred. We spent most of our honeymoon in a bowling alley.

• Fred Flintstone : You'll never guess what I got today.

  Wilma Flintstone : You got fired?

  Fred Flintstone : No. Joe Rockhead couldn't go to the ball game tonight, and he gave me his two tickets. Would, uh, you like to go, Wilma?

  Wilma Flintstone : You know I don't like ball games, Fred. Besides, why ask me? You know you're going to take Barney.

  Fred Flintstone : [chuckles]  I don't fool you at all, do I, Wilma?

  Wilma Flintstone : You keep trying. I'll give you credit for that.

• Fred Flintstone : Anyway, that Barney Rubble is out as a friend as far as I'm concerned.

  [walks off] 

  Fred Flintstone : And the next time I see him, I am going to snub him.

  Wilma Flintstone : Where are you going, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Over to Barney's house. I can't snub him from here.