The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Gravelberry Pie King (1965)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino
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Quotes
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Barney Rubble : Hey, uh, by the way, Fred, now that you're unemployed, uh, what are you gonna do with yourself all day?
Fred Flintstone : I'm gonna do what every unemployed guy does. Sit in the park until the movie opens.
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[after Fred's unsuccessful attempt to sell the pies for a higher price]
Fred Flintstone : How do ya like that Safestone? What a double-crosser he turned out to be. Boy, he's sure got us in a great spot now.
Barney Rubble : Well, if you'll pardon my frankness, Fred, I'd say you got yourself in a spot.
Fred Flintstone : Barney, please. This is no time to blame anybody.
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Barney Rubble : Hey, you're right, Fred. They're aren't many jobs open. At least for the kind of work you do.
Fred Flintstone : And just what do you mean by that?
Barney Rubble : Well, let's face it, Fred. You were a high school dropout long before it became a status symbol.
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Fred Flintstone : Oh, Wilma! Wilma, have I got some news for you!
Wilma Flintstone : And I have news for you about your Majesty's latest business venture.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah?
Wilma Flintstone : I've been doing a little arithmetic. Those pies we sold for 40 cents cost us 52 cents to make.
Fred Flintstone : So?
Wilma Flintstone : Fred, wake up. We're losing 12 cents on every pie.
Fred Flintstone : We are?
Wilma Flintstone : All right, now what's your news?
Fred Flintstone : Well, um...
Wilma Flintstone : Wait a minute, don't tell me. You've got an order for another 50 pies.
Fred Flintstone : Uh-uh. 500.
Wilma Flintstone : WHAT? Oh!
[Wilma faints]
Dino : Oooh!
[Dino faints]
Pebbles Flintstone : Daah. Goop.
[Pebbles faints]
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Barney Rubble : Say, uh, I hear your fellow workers at the gravel pit aren't too happy, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : That's right, Barn. They're asking for more money and more time off.
Barney Rubble : More time off? Gosh, Fred, they're already getting all the holidays off plus their birthdays, their mothers' birthdays, and their wives' birthdays. What more do they want?
Fred Flintstone : They want Valentine's Day off, too. Personally, I'm satisfied, except I wish the boss would give us more than 15 minutes for our lunch hour.
