The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Kissing Burglar (1963)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : I never see you wearing this fur, Wilma. Why don't you ever wear it?
Wilma Flintstone : You don't really want me to answer that, do you?
Fred Flintstone : Well, now how can you say I never gave you an expensive present when I gave you this?
Wilma Flintstone : Expensive? That cheap thing?
Fred Flintstone : It was not cheap. I spent $9.00.
Wilma Flintstone : You shouldn't have reminded me, Fred. $9.00 for nine years of washing your clothes, cooking your meals, ironing your shirts, polishing your bowling ball, raising your children.
Barney Rubble : Hey, uh, you don't have any children.
Betty Rubble : Well, what do you expect for a dollar a year?
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Fred Flintstone : Oh, why can't someone invent something for us guys to marry besides women?
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Wilma Flintstone : Honestly, Fred. We were just having a little fun.
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, when we got married, I promised to take you for better or worse. No one said anything about fun.
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Fred Flintstone : [to the Kissing Burglar] Unhand that woman, you creepy crook!
The Kissing Burglar : He must know my wife.
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Fred Flintstone : [to Wilma] First you keep me awake all night, talking about that Kissing Burglar and now you say I never gave you anything good enough to steal.
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Wilma Flintstone : What a night.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah. Good night, Wilma.
[Wilma places her rose in her album and sighs heavily]
Fred Flintstone : What are you doing with that rose?
Wilma Flintstone : Saving it as a memento, Fred. Good night, dear.
[turns out the light]
Fred Flintstone : Good night.
[Fred goes to sleep, but quickly wakes back up]
Fred Flintstone : Memento of what?
Wilma Flintstone : My adventure tonight. Now get some sleep, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, yeah, okay.
[goes back to sleep, then wakes back up, and turns the light on]
Fred Flintstone : I was the one who gave you that rose, ya know!
Wilma Flintstone : I know.
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, are you sure?
Wilma Flintstone : Sure of what?
Fred Flintstone : That you knew it was me all along?
Wilma Flintstone : Yes, dear.
[kisses Fred]
Wilma Flintstone : Now go to sleep.
[turns the light back off]
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, that's not how you kissed me when you thought I was the Kissing Burglar!
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, honestly, Fred. Go to sleep!
Fred Flintstone : [turns the light back on] Wilma, once and for all, did you or did you not know it was me when you kissed me?
Wilma Flintstone : Really, Fred. Would I kiss a perfect stranger?
Fred Flintstone : I don't know. I just don't know.