- Wilma Flintstone: Fred says someday he will be rich and then he'll shower me with diamonds and furs.
- Betty Rubble: Well, if he does, you better pick them out. I've seen his taste in fur.
- Fred Flintstone: I never see you wearing this fur, Wilma. Why don't you ever wear it?
- Wilma Flintstone: You don't really want me to answer that, do you?
- Fred Flintstone: Well, now how can you say I never gave you an expensive present when I gave you this?
- Wilma Flintstone: Expensive? That cheap thing?
- Fred Flintstone: It was not cheap. I spent $9.00.
- Wilma Flintstone: You shouldn't have reminded me, Fred. $9.00 for nine years of washing your clothes, cooking your meals, ironing your shirts, polishing your bowling ball, raising your children.
- Barney Rubble: Hey, uh, you don't have any children.
- Betty Rubble: Well, what do you expect for a dollar a year?
- Wilma Flintstone: Honestly, Fred. We were just having a little fun.
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma, when we got married, I promised to take you for better or worse. No one said anything about fun.
- Betty Rubble: Uh, Barney, don't you think we should stop in and make sure Wilma's okay?
- Barney Rubble: Well, uh, how come?
- Betty Rubble: Well, with that burglar running around, and Fred down at the lodge...
- Barney Rubble: Oh, oh, Fred's not at the lodge. I... I mean, uh...
- Betty Rubble: Aha. Where is he tonight, Barney?
- Barney Rubble: Well, I'm no tattletale.
- Betty Rubble: You mean you won't tell me, your own wife, that Fred was dressing up as the Kissing Burglar to teach Wilma a lesson? Well, in that case, I won't tell you that Wilma knows all about it and is probably laughing at him right now.
- Betty Rubble: [about the Kissing Burglar] Gee, Wilma, I'd love to see him in person.
- Wilma Flintstone: So would I, Betty, but there's not much chance of that. What would he steal?
- Betty Rubble: You have a point there. Fred and Barney haven't exactly showered us with expensive presents, have they?
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, I don't know. Fred gave me a ring yesterday.
- Betty Rubble: He did?
- Wilma Flintstone: Mm-hmm. He called me on the phone.
- Fred Flintstone: [to the Kissing Burglar] Unhand that woman, you creepy crook!
- The Kissing Burglar: He must know my wife.
- Fred Flintstone: [to Wilma] First you keep me awake all night, talking about that Kissing Burglar and now you say I never gave you anything good enough to steal.
- Wilma Flintstone: What a night.
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah. Good night, Wilma.
- [Wilma places her rose in her album and sighs heavily]
- Fred Flintstone: What are you doing with that rose?
- Wilma Flintstone: Saving it as a memento, Fred. Good night, dear.
- [turns out the light]
- Fred Flintstone: Good night.
- [Fred goes to sleep, but quickly wakes back up]
- Fred Flintstone: Memento of what?
- Wilma Flintstone: My adventure tonight. Now get some sleep, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah, yeah, okay.
- [goes back to sleep, then wakes back up, and turns the light on]
- Fred Flintstone: I was the one who gave you that rose, ya know!
- Wilma Flintstone: I know.
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma, are you sure?
- Wilma Flintstone: Sure of what?
- Fred Flintstone: That you knew it was me all along?
- Wilma Flintstone: Yes, dear.
- [kisses Fred]
- Wilma Flintstone: Now go to sleep.
- [turns the light back off]
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma, that's not how you kissed me when you thought I was the Kissing Burglar!
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, honestly, Fred. Go to sleep!
- Fred Flintstone: [turns the light back on] Wilma, once and for all, did you or did you not know it was me when you kissed me?
- Wilma Flintstone: Really, Fred. Would I kiss a perfect stranger?
- Fred Flintstone: I don't know. I just don't know.
- The Kissing Burglar's Wife: Why did I have to get hitched up with a kissing creep who gives away roses yet? I could've married Sammy the safecracker, or Freddie the filcher, or Pete the pickpocket. Good, honest crooks.