The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Little Stranger (1962)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone, Nurse

Quotes 

• Wilma Flintstone : Why, it's been weeks since you had a good word for anybody or anything.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, yeah? How about last night? I had something good to say about your mother.

  Wilma Flintstone : My mother?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, I said it's a good thing she lives 50 miles away!

• Pearl Slaghoople : I still think that husband of yours is up to something.

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Mother, you're so suspicious.

  Pearl Slaghoople : Maybe, but don't forget, a leopard can't change his spots.

  Wilma Flintstone : Mother, Fred is not a leopard.

  Pearl Slaghoople : Well, a baboon can't either.

• Arnold : Hello, Mr. Flintstone.

  Fred Flintstone : Arnold? Go on home. This is no place for children at a time like this.

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred, what are you saying? Arnold IS our little visitor.

  Fred Flintstone : Arnold? Ar-Ar-Ar-Ar-Ar-Ar-Arnold is our-our little v-v-visitor?

  Arnold : Yes, sirree, and I'm staying two weeks.

  Pearl Slaghoople : And I'm staying for six months.

  [Fred cracks up and collapse] 

  Doctor : [enters and knocks on the door]  Pardon me. Does somebody need a doctor here?

  Pearl Slaghoople : [referring to Fred]  Yeah. That 200 pounds of blubber on the floor.