- Dino Snorkasaurus: How are ya? Glad to see ya! Please go right ahead, don't mind little old me. We're drawing a Snorkasaurus aren't we? Yes we are, love it, love it, love it! But we are making mistakes, aren't we? Allow me sir, eh? Thank you. As I remember, a snorkasaurus is a handsome animal. Regal head. More shape to the neck. Well-proportioned body. And ah yes, the feet. Large but neat. And there we are. The snorkasaurus! Oh. Oh. I am such a forgetful dunce! One more thing. A snork makes a melodious sound, like so. Snork! Snork! You've been grand. Grand. No, no. Don't get up. I'll find my way out. Have fun. Snork!
- Police Officer: [Writing up Fred on traffic violations after he called the cop to investigate a trailer obstructing traffic, not realizing that is it is his own trailer that broke free] Faulty Trailer Hitch, Obstructing Traffic, Creating A Hazard. What's your name?
- Fred Flintstone: Flintstone.
- Police Officer: How do you spell it?
- Fred Flintstone: [Wincing at his own stupidity] F-A-T-H-E-A-D.
- Barney Rubble: What's a snorka snorkasaurus look like? I wouldn't know one if I saw it.
- Fred Flintstone: Look Barney my boy, I will draw you a picture. First, the head's kind of fat like.
- Dino Snorkasaurus: Look who's talking about a fat head!
- Fred Flintstone: And for the coup de grace, you tap him with this little club like this. And there you have it, your snork is in the bag.
- Dino Snorkasaurus: And you might be left holding it chum.