The Flintstones (TV Series)

Wilma, the Maid (1963)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino

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Quotes 

• [after Wilma confesses to the Vanderocks] 

  Mrs. Vanderock : You're not a maid? Oh, and we thought the Rubbles were trying to be snobs.

  Barney Rubble : Oh, heck, I'm no snob. I don't even know how to spell it.

• [to convince Fred she needs a maid, Wilma carries in a heavy load of logs while Fred and Barney play cards] 

  Fred Flintstone : Make like you don't see her. Uh, your pick, Barney.

  [Wilma walks by groaning] 

  Fred Flintstone : Uh, my pick now. Oh ho! Boy, what a hand.

  [Wilma continues to groaning] 

  Barney Rubble : I'll bet your hand is better than mine, Fred.

  [Wilma angrily drops the logs] 

  Fred Flintstone : Hey, Wilma, did you just carry all those logs in here?

  Wilma Flintstone : Yes, I did.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, honey, I don't want you carrying loads like that. That's much too heavy for you. Next time, make two trips.

• Betty Rubble : Take Mrs. Vanderock's stole, Barney.

  Barney Rubble : My pleasure.

  [removes the stole] 

  Mrs. Vanderock : How nice. Be careful with it. It's mink, you know.

  Barney Rubble : Hm. Smells like skunk to me.

  Minkasaurus : Well, you don't smell like a bed of roses to me, either.