The Flintstones (TV Series)

Wilma, the Maid (1963)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• [Wilma pretends to be ill] 

  Fred Flintstone : Now, come on, Wilma. You know there's nothing wrong with you.

  Wilma Flintstone : But I'm sick, Fred. Sick, sick, sick! Do I have to cry to show you how sick I am?

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, don't cry. Your mascara's running enough already.

  Wilma Flintstone : My mascara?

  [touches her makeup] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, you knew all the time!

  [Wilma starts to cry heavily] 

  Fred Flintstone : Of course. Oh, Wilma. No, no, no. Stop! Stop, Wilma! Wilma, stop! The... The neighbors will think I'm beating you, Wilma! Stop! Okay, okay, okay! You can have the maid!

  [Wilma stops crying] 

  Wilma Flintstone : I can have a maid?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, but I sure don't know where I'll get the money to pay for it.

  Wilma Flintstone : We'll manage. You'll see.

  [walks away] 

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma, what are you doing?

  [Wilma starts vacuuming and scrubbing the floor] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, I know a nice woman who'll help with the cleaning and cooks the most wonderful Italian dishes.

  Fred Flintstone : But you're getting a maid. Why are you cleaning?

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, I couldn't let her see the house this way.

• [to convince Fred she needs a maid, Wilma carries in a heavy load of logs while Fred and Barney play cards] 

  Fred Flintstone : Make like you don't see her. Uh, your pick, Barney.

  [Wilma walks by groaning] 

  Fred Flintstone : Uh, my pick now. Oh ho! Boy, what a hand.

  [Wilma continues to groaning] 

  Barney Rubble : I'll bet your hand is better than mine, Fred.

  [Wilma angrily drops the logs] 

  Fred Flintstone : Hey, Wilma, did you just carry all those logs in here?

  Wilma Flintstone : Yes, I did.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, honey, I don't want you carrying loads like that. That's much too heavy for you. Next time, make two trips.