Frasier (TV Series)

Cheerful Goodbyes (2002)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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• [on Cliff Clavin's theories] 

  Niles : If I hear one more of that postman's crackpot theories my head will explode.

  Frasier : Don't worry, Niles, no one takes him seriously.

  Daphne : I never knew how many letters there were in the dolphin alphabet.

• Niles : That must have been completely humiliating for Frasier.

  Carla : Well, that's the point.

  Niles : Well, do you have any more of these stories?

  Carla : Only about a million.

  Niles : I don't have time for a million, just tell me the hundred worst.