- Cliff Clavin: You were always there for me, Al.
- Phil: I'm Phil. Al's been dead for fourteen years, ya dumb son of a bitch!
- Martin Crane: The best thing is, on a summer's day, you open a cold one, and that foam runs down your hand and for a split second there, you're jealous of your own knuckles.
- Norm Peterson: Oh yeah, yeah. I had no idea that you were a poet.
- Martin Crane: That's quite a mug callus you have there.
- Norm Peterson: Judging from your grip, I'd say you were a can man.
- [speeches at Cliff's retirement party]
- Carla: I'd like to say that I'll miss you... but it sticks in my throat like your rotten deviled eggs. I hate your guts! The way you talk and talk and talk about nothing. The way you walk, your stupid white socks...
- Frasier: Carla!
- Carla: Back off, I'm toasting! The 20 years I have known you would have been less painful if I were covered with open sores and thrown into a pit with a bunch of diseased rats! But now, finally you're leaving! I know I am not as young as I used to be, but I can live again! I can live again! Finally, I can live!
- [she laughs maniacally, then subsides as she notices everyone staring at her]
- Carla: Anyway, God bless.
- Frasier: Oh, oh, Roz, that reminds me: since you're going to be walking Eddie for Dad anyway, I wrote down a list of a couple of other things you can do for me.
- Roz Doyle: [She takes the list and reads it] Pick up the mail and newspapers, water the fichus, fluff your pillows?
- Frasier: Yes, and oh, please, don't forget to mist my bedroom with rose water. It likes it best at dusk.
- Carla, Frasier, Cliff Clavin, Phil, Paul Krapence, Walt Twitchell, Jeremy, Bartender, The Audience in Studio: Norm
- Norm Peterson: Marty, your not going too, are you?
- Martin Crane: Yeah, I have to. Why don't you come to Seatlle some time? I'll show you around. We'll have a few beers at McGinty's.
- Norm Peterson: Yeah? You mean that?
- Martin Crane: Absolutely. It's only six hours flying time from here.
- Norm Peterson: Six hours!, you know sitting there in one place, never moving... That's, uh... That's just not me, you know?