Frasier (TV Series)

Don't Go Breaking My Heart (2002)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello, God, it's me again. Dr. Frasier Crane. Listen, it seems that when we made our little arrangement, there was another deal in place. Now, I've had some experience with double-booking, and I know that the person who books first always gets priority. So, as long as Daphne keeps her end - which she is, to the letter - it seems our little arrangement would be rendered null and void. Ergo, I am now going to yell at my brother. Unless of course, you give me a sign.

  [silence] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Very well, then.

  [laughs] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : This is going to be sweet.

  [the elevator doors open, and he sees Niles standing there] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [furiously]  Niles!

  Dr. Niles Crane : There you are! You're forty minutes late. Well, no matter, I have more important things to do.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Not so fast, Mister! You, sir, have been insufferable for the past few weeks. It might enlighten you to know that your endless preaching has been nothing more than a thin cover for your fear...

  Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, I know. I know, I know. Dad just told me, and he was right. I've been an ass lately. I am really sorry, but I have to go. My wife is waiting for me.

  [He steps onto the elevator and pushes the button] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : Frankly, Frasier, I'm surprised you didn't bring this up sooner.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : But...

  [the elevator doors close] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Huh... Well played, God.

• Roz Doyle : But Frasier, you don't think God is going to strike Niles down if you get in an argument, do you?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, technically, the way it's structured, he'd come after me, seeing as I was the one who initiated the deal, you see.