Frasier (TV Series)

Fathers and Sons (2003)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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Quotes 

• Leland Barton : [Martin is ready to ask Leland if he and his late wife had an affair]  I loved her very much.

  Martin Crane : The question is HOW much?

  Leland Barton : Enough to confide in her that I'm gay.

  [Martin breaks into a smile] 

• Martin Crane : [closing the door and seeing Frasier and Niles at the piano - he smiles]  My boys!

  [Frasier and Niles begin to sing] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane , Dr. Niles Crane : On a tree by a river a little tom-tit Sang willow, tit willow, tit willow...

  [Martin's smile fades, he rolls his eyes and heads to his chair - tossing his cane en route to his chair] 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [singing]  I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical. From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

  Dr. Niles Crane : [singing]  I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical.

  Leland Barton : [singing]  About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

  Dr. Frasier Crane , Dr. Niles Crane , Leland Barton : [singing]  With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

  Martin Crane : [singing]  With many awful facts about the scary hippopotamus.