Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier-Lite (2004)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : What happened to your wrist?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, uh, she rolled over in her sleep and pinned me again. I even saw it coming this time, like the big rock in that Indiana Jones movie.

• Martin Crane : Shamu jump the tank again?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Fortunately, I moisturized right before bed, so I squirted out like a watermelon seed.

• Dr. Niles Crane : [after watching Eddie's pigeon fall down to his neighbour's awning]  Don't you die! I love you, you tough old bird! Not you, Mrs Cunningham.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : I've decided to rededicate myself to this diet. The team is captained by my old high school nemesis, Wayne Shafter.

  Dr. Niles Crane : [Gasps]  Which one was he?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Big neck, dead eyed, snapped your PBS umbrella.