Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier-Lite (2004)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• [the KACL team is sitting in a steam room] 

  Roz Doyle : It's weird, my skin tastes kind of salty.

  [pause] 

  Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Oh, I'd say mostly sweet, but a little salty.

  Roz Doyle : That wasn't me, Bulldog.

  Gil Chesterton : That was me you licked. And if it happens again, I shall consider it strike one.

• Roz Doyle : [in a steam room]  I can't keep my cigarettes lit.

• Noel Shempsky : [laying on the floor in Frasier's steam room, weakly]  Roz... will you take my hand?

  Roz Doyle : [grumbles]  Okay, fine, Noel

  [gets lost in the steam] 

  Roz Doyle : ... *where* are you? Oh my God! Put on a towel you perv!

  Gil Chesterton : I've heard of this sort of thing happening in locker rooms.

• Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Hey! What'd I tell you about smoking in the booth?

  Roz Doyle : Oh, bite me! I need something to kill my appetite - besides your STUPID, UGLY FACE!