Frasier (TV Series)
Frasier-Lite (2004)
Dan Butler: Bulldog Briscoe
Quotes
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[before the initial weighing, the staff gorges themselves on junk food to boost their starting weight]
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : We got cheeseburgers, donuts, french fries, tacos...
Gil Chesterton : And a duck confit that's as rich as Donald Trump and twice as greasy.
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[the KACL team is sitting in a steam room]
Roz Doyle : It's weird, my skin tastes kind of salty.
[pause]
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Oh, I'd say mostly sweet, but a little salty.
Roz Doyle : That wasn't me, Bulldog.
Gil Chesterton : That was me you licked. And if it happens again, I shall consider it strike one.
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Noel Shempsky : [bows over in pain] Ohhhh!
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : [slapping Noel's head] Shake it off, kid! Nobody likes a whiner!
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Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Hey! What'd I tell you about smoking in the booth?
Roz Doyle : Oh, bite me! I need something to kill my appetite - besides your STUPID, UGLY FACE!