Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier-Lite (2004)

Hilary Duff: Britney

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, Morrie, if you're not cheating on your wife, and she still suspects you, then we're obviously dealing with a trust issue.

  Morrie : More like a crazy issue. And I know where she gets it, from her mother - who, by the way, came for Thanksgiving and still hasn't left. Happy New Year!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Perhaps we should tackle these issues one at a time...

  [Over the line Frasier hears loud knocking] 

  Morrie : I'm in the bathroom, Celeste! A little privacy? See how she gets?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, perhaps what is needed here is...

  [click] 

  Celeste : You think I don't know who you're talking to in there, huh, Morrie? It's your little whore, isn't it? Hello, whore.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Celeste, if I could interrupt for just a moment...

  Celeste : A man? It's worse than I thought.

  [Another click] 

  Celeste's Mother : Celeste?

  Celeste : Hang up, Ma!

  Celeste's Mother : You're all on the radio. I'm listening down in the kitchen.

  Morrie : How about washing a dish or two while you're down there?

  [Yet another click] 

  Britney : I cannot stand this yelling! I'm running away from home.

  Morrie : Oh, hang up the phone, Britney, you're going nowhere.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : And neither is this conversation.

  [He cuts off the line]