Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier-Lite (2004)

Edward Hibbert: Gil Chesterton

Quotes 

• [before the initial weighing, the staff gorges themselves on junk food to boost their starting weight] 

  Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : We got cheeseburgers, donuts, french fries, tacos...

  Gil Chesterton : And a duck confit that's as rich as Donald Trump and twice as greasy.

• [the KACL team is sitting in a steam room] 

  Roz Doyle : It's weird, my skin tastes kind of salty.

  [pause] 

  Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Oh, I'd say mostly sweet, but a little salty.

  Roz Doyle : That wasn't me, Bulldog.

  Gil Chesterton : That was me you licked. And if it happens again, I shall consider it strike one.

• Noel Shempsky : [laying on the floor in Frasier's steam room, weakly]  Roz... will you take my hand?

  Roz Doyle : [grumbles]  Okay, fine, Noel

  [gets lost in the steam] 

  Roz Doyle : ... *where* are you? Oh my God! Put on a towel you perv!

  Gil Chesterton : I've heard of this sort of thing happening in locker rooms.