Frasier (TV Series)
Freudian Sleep (2004)
Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon
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Quotes
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Daphne Moon : You're so different from your brother.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Really? How so?
Daphne Moon : Well, for one thing... you're alive.
[they both laugh]
Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, I can't believe there are still people who blame me for Niles's death.
Daphne Moon : Oh, people will talk about anything. So you sliced him to ribbons with your wheat thresher. It was your first time farming, for God's sakes.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Hi, Daph.
Daphne Moon : What are you doing here?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Had a nightmare. Couldn't get back to sleep.
Daphne Moon : [sitting] That's strange. Niles had a nightmare, too. And I just dreamt...
Dr. Frasier Crane : [interrupting] Niles had a nightmare?
Daphne Moon : Mm-hmm.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What about?
Daphne Moon : He dropped the baby and it shattered.
Dr. Frasier Crane : [chuckling] That's perfect. Wait a minute. How did he drop it? Was it from a height? In a crowd? Was there water involved?
Daphne Moon : No, it was in the nursery.
Dr. Frasier Crane : [satisfied] Yes!
[Niles enters]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, hi, Niles! I understand you had a bad dream.
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, it was utterly inscrutable. There was a table saw and apple pies, and...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Spare me, Niles, you broke the baby. Now who has the obvious dreams?
Dr. Niles Crane : It was still more interesting than yours.
[to Daphne]
Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier dreamed he killed me and married you.
Daphne Moon : At least he wasn't cheating on me with the service people because I was fat!
Dr. Niles Crane : Will you please stop blaming me for something I did in your dreams?
Daphne Moon : So you admit it?
Dr. Niles Crane : Daphne, Daphne, I will always find you attractive. Your dream shouldn't worry you at all. Unlike mine, I could very well turn out to be a bad father.
Dr. Frasier Crane : At least you two can face your fears together. Whom do I have to hug away my nighttime terrors, hmm?
Daphne Moon : Oh, boo-hoo, send yourself some flowers.