Frasier (TV Series)

Goodnight, Seattle: Part 1 (2004)

Harriet Sansom Harris: Bebe Glazer

Quotes 

• [Bebe tells him she's found a prime offer with another station] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, it's very tempting, Bebe, but I'm very happy here in Seattle. I don't want to leave.

  Bebe Glazer : Darling, it's San Francisco! Do you know what life is like there for a good-looking straight man? You'll be like a Snickers bar at a fat camp!

• Bebe Glazer : Did you ever hear of Mark Reisman?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : The San Francisco radio psychiatrist? Yes, we had a nice encounter once at a conference.

  Bebe Glazer : Well last week he had a not-so-nice encounter with a falling air conditioner. Anyway, they want you to replace him and the money's huge.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : What a ghastly way to die.

  Bebe Glazer : Yes, I cried so hard it was all I could do to stuff your demo tape in the FedEx pouch.

• Bebe Glazer : Do you have any idea the lengths I went to to make this happen?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Wait a minute. You were in San Francisco last week. Don't tell me...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I was nowhere near that air conditioner.