Frasier (TV Series)
High Holidays (2003)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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[about Martin's excessive Christmas decorating]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah yes, the magical time of year when the Great Wall of China and my apartment are the only two man-made structures visible from space.
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Martin : [entering Cafe Nervosa] Eddie and I must have walked about three miles. I'm sweating like a pig.
[as he moves to take a chair, Frasier hooks it with his foot and pulls it in]
Martin : What the hell are you doing?
Frasier : I am saving that seat for someone who may not wish to have it bedewed with pig sweat.
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Frasier : [discussing Natalie's exotic accent] God, she could read me the phone book, and I would melt like an overripe Camembert. Imagine what she would do with that -
[imitating her]
Frasier : Camembert.
Dr. Niles Crane : R-R-R-Roquefort.
Frasier : Reblochon!
Dr. Niles Crane : Blu!
Frasier : [giggling] We're terrible!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes well, at least you had a better night than I did. Halfway through our date, Natalie got a phone call - an emergency at home.
[chuckles bitterly]
Dr. Frasier Crane : I decided to take a little walk. Twenty minutes later I saw her in a different bar with another man.
Dr. Niles Crane : There was no emergency?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Not unless he had an infected earlobe which required an immediate tongue-flicking.