Frasier (TV Series)

High Holidays (2003)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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Quotes 

• Frasier : Dad, when you were at the cafe today you didn't eat a brownie Roz bought for Niles, did you?

  Martin : [In his boxers holding a carton of ice cream]  Yeah, but I replaced it...

  Frasier : For God's sake! That was a pot brownie, you're stoned off your ass!

• Martin : [entering Cafe Nervosa]  Eddie and I must have walked about three miles. I'm sweating like a pig.

  [as he moves to take a chair, Frasier hooks it with his foot and pulls it in] 

  Martin : What the hell are you doing?

  Frasier : I am saving that seat for someone who may not wish to have it bedewed with pig sweat.

• Martin : The other night, Ronnie made a comment about my 'bowl full of jelly'.

  Roz Doyle : Well everyone puts on a few during the holidays.

  Frasier : Yes but most people don't sit around reading the newspaper and eating an actual bowl full of jelly.