Frasier (TV Series)

Miracle on Third or Fourth Street (1993)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Niles : Hello, Frasier

  Frasier : Oh, hello Niles. Merry Christmas. To what do I owe this occasion?

  Niles : Oh, nothing. Just stopped by to get an opinion on a gift I was considering for Maris.

  [Daphne enters from her room, wearing a tight, black cocktail dress] 

  Daphne : [to Niles]  Well, it pinches a bit under the arms, but you be the judge.

  [does a little twirl; then to Frasier] 

  Daphne : Oh, hello, Dr. Crane.

  Frasier : [glaring at Niles]  Daphne.

  Daphne : [to Niles]  Shall I put the little red one back on so you can make your choice?

  Frasier : I think Niles has all the information he needs, thank you.

  Daphne : Fair enought

  [Daphne goes back to her room. Frasier glares at Niles] 

  Niles : You know, Maris and Daphne are roughly the same size.

  Frasier : Give or take a foot.

• Daphne : [Niles is making Daphne try on dresses]  Shall I put the red one back on so you can make a choice?

  Frasier : No, I think Niles has all the information he needs.

  Niles : [guilty]  You know, Maris and Daphne are roughly the same size.

  Frasier : Give or take a foot.