Frasier (TV Series)
Miracle on Third or Fourth Street (1993)
Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon
Quotes
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Daphne : Ooh, I'm glad to be out of that black one. I had to take me undies off just to get the zipper up.
[Niles drops his glass]
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Niles : Hello, Frasier
Frasier : Oh, hello Niles. Merry Christmas. To what do I owe this occasion?
Niles : Oh, nothing. Just stopped by to get an opinion on a gift I was considering for Maris.
[Daphne enters from her room, wearing a tight, black cocktail dress]
Daphne : [to Niles] Well, it pinches a bit under the arms, but you be the judge.
[does a little twirl; then to Frasier]
Daphne : Oh, hello, Dr. Crane.
Frasier : [glaring at Niles] Daphne.
Daphne : [to Niles] Shall I put the little red one back on so you can make your choice?
Frasier : I think Niles has all the information he needs, thank you.
Daphne : Fair enought
[Daphne goes back to her room. Frasier glares at Niles]
Niles : You know, Maris and Daphne are roughly the same size.
Frasier : Give or take a foot.
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Daphne : I promised my Uncle Jackie I'd fly down to San Francisco to be with him.
Martin : Well, I guess you should be with your family at this time of year, it's more traditional.
Daphne : Except that Jackie's a transvestite. Getting a bit long in the tooth for it too, if you ask me. Last Thanksgiving he ate too much turkey and I had to cut him out of his pantyhose.
