Frasier (TV Series)

Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 2 (2000)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• Niles : What in the world was so urgent that you brought me all the way up here?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, just sit down. There's something I need to discuss with you.

  [Frasier and Niles sit down on the two beds in the hotel room, facing each other] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I was watching you on the dance floor just now, and the look in your eyes was unmistakable.

  Niles : Well, can you blame me? Mel's quite the little dancer. Of course her vertigo rules out any serious twirling, but...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, I'm talking about Daphne. The way you were looking at her... well, it just breaks my heart.

  Niles : Frasier, it was one thing when you were beating this drum the other day, but I'm married now. What's it going to take to convince you that I am over her?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : She knows.

  Niles : [shocked]  What?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne knows that you have feelings for her. She's known for some time.

  Niles : How?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, it's a long story. but... I think Roz said something. Anyway, she knows!

  Niles : I knew you thought my marriage to Mel was hasty, but to poison it like this...

  [Niles gets up and heads for the door] 

  Niles : I'm not going to listen to this.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [standing up]  Niles, Daphne feels the same way about you!

  [Niles freezes in his tracks and slowly turns around to face Frasier] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : At least I think she does. She told me as much the other day and then she denied it once you got married. But I saw the way she was looking at you downstairs just now.

  Niles : [stunned]  Oh, my God.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, I'm not in the habit of breaking up people's marriages. But how could I not tell you? You're my brother, I love you.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne, I wanted you to know that I am just completely devastated by what happened.

  Daphne : It's all right, Dr. Crane.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : It's just that when I advised you to have a chat with Niles, I had no idea that he'd run off and get married.

  Daphne : I know you're concerned for me, but I'm fine. I thought about it all last night and I realize that what I was feeling was just wedding jitters. I do love your brother, but I'm in love with Donny.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You're not just putting on a brave face?

  Daphne : No. I'm a bit embarrassed now, making you worry for no reason...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, it's all right, Daphne. It's what I do

  Daphne : You've always been such a wonderful friend. In fact,

  [takes the '45 Petrus out of her bag] 

  Daphne : I brought this for the honeymoon, but I'd like you to have it.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Daphne, I couldn't.

  Daphne : No, Donny and I aren't wine drinkers.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I wouldn't dream of it, really.

  Daphne : All right then, I'll keep it.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, now I've hurt your feelings. Here...

  [Frasier takes the wine bottle as he and Daphne laugh] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh gosh, Daphne. I tell you what: I promise that when I do drink this, I'll be thinking of you.

  Daphne : Oh, come here.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Daph...

  [Frasier and Daphne hug] 

• Martin Crane : [joining Frasier at the bar]  Hey, Fras. Had enough?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, yeah. I think I hit my limit when, in the middle of my toast I looked down and there was a man chewing on my boutonniere

  Martin Crane : Ah, God, it's been a hell of a week. I STILL can't get over Niles and Mel.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Didn't see that one coming.

  Martin Crane : Well, at least he say she makes him happy. So, there's nothin' you can do about it, right?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Actually...

  Martin Crane : Fras! Don't even think about trying to talk him out of it. He's married, end of story.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : It's really not that simple Dad. You see... Ah, I shouldn't be talking to you about this.

  Martin Crane : Is this about Daphne?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Why do you say that?

  Martin Crane : Oh, come on. I've got eyes, I know something's going on. I've seen the way she's been looking at him.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : She found out how Niles has felt about her all these years.

  Martin Crane : You're kidding! How'd she find out?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : That's not important right now, Dad. The problem is that she told me she thinks she might have the same feelings for him.

  Martin Crane : Oh, geez...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Of course, then Niles shows up married, now she says it's just jitters.

  Martin Crane : Well, you can't tell Niles all this, he says he's happy with Mel.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : She says she's happy with Donny. But I'm not sure I believe either one of them.

  Martin Crane : Just remember Fras, there are two marriages on the line here. So, before you get involved, you better make damn sure you know what you're doing.

• Niles : What is this?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I got to thinking about our old friend Morrie and how he kept this bottle of wine his entire life, waiting for a special occasion. And then I thought, "What occasion am I saving it for?" And then I thought about what a courageous thing you did last night, taking that chance. And that's worth a toast.

  [He starts to open the wine]