Frasier (TV Series)

Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 2 (2000)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : [joining Frasier at the bar]  Hey, Fras. Had enough?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, yeah. I think I hit my limit when, in the middle of my toast I looked down and there was a man chewing on my boutonniere

  Martin Crane : Ah, God, it's been a hell of a week. I STILL can't get over Niles and Mel.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Didn't see that one coming.

  Martin Crane : Well, at least he say she makes him happy. So, there's nothin' you can do about it, right?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Actually...

  Martin Crane : Fras! Don't even think about trying to talk him out of it. He's married, end of story.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : It's really not that simple Dad. You see... Ah, I shouldn't be talking to you about this.

  Martin Crane : Is this about Daphne?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Why do you say that?

  Martin Crane : Oh, come on. I've got eyes, I know something's going on. I've seen the way she's been looking at him.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : She found out how Niles has felt about her all these years.

  Martin Crane : You're kidding! How'd she find out?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : That's not important right now, Dad. The problem is that she told me she thinks she might have the same feelings for him.

  Martin Crane : Oh, geez...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Of course, then Niles shows up married, now she says it's just jitters.

  Martin Crane : Well, you can't tell Niles all this, he says he's happy with Mel.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : She says she's happy with Donny. But I'm not sure I believe either one of them.

  Martin Crane : Just remember Fras, there are two marriages on the line here. So, before you get involved, you better make damn sure you know what you're doing.