Frasier (TV Series)
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 2 (2000)
Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon
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[on a hotel balcony, Niles having asked Daphne to run away with him]
Niles : The stars are out. Lovely breeze. Night blooming jasmine. And, of course, there's the beautiful girl...
Daphne : Dr. Crane, I haven't answered your question yet.
Niles : I know. That's why I keep talking. Then, in case I don't get the answer I want, I can at least make this moment last a little longer.
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Niles : [has just found out that Daphne is in love with him] I was just talking to Frasier about a conversation you two had.
Daphne : Oh, dear!
Niles : No, no. Don't get upset.
Daphne : I specifically asked him not to say anything. What was he thinking?
Niles : No, I'm glad he told me.
Daphne : Oh, yes! So we can have a big talk about it! That's what you psychiatrists always do, drag everything out into the open so we can work through it. No matter how awkward it might be. Well, I just don't see the point!
Niles : No, Daphne, I'm glad he told me - because I love you.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne, I wanted you to know that I am just completely devastated by what happened.
Daphne : It's all right, Dr. Crane.
Dr. Frasier Crane : It's just that when I advised you to have a chat with Niles, I had no idea that he'd run off and get married.
Daphne : I know you're concerned for me, but I'm fine. I thought about it all last night and I realize that what I was feeling was just wedding jitters. I do love your brother, but I'm in love with Donny.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You're not just putting on a brave face?
Daphne : No. I'm a bit embarrassed now, making you worry for no reason...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, it's all right, Daphne. It's what I do
Daphne : You've always been such a wonderful friend. In fact,
[takes the '45 Petrus out of her bag]
Daphne : I brought this for the honeymoon, but I'd like you to have it.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Daphne, I couldn't.
Daphne : No, Donny and I aren't wine drinkers.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I wouldn't dream of it, really.
Daphne : All right then, I'll keep it.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, now I've hurt your feelings. Here...
[Frasier takes the wine bottle as he and Daphne laugh]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh gosh, Daphne. I tell you what: I promise that when I do drink this, I'll be thinking of you.
Daphne : Oh, come here.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Daph...
[Frasier and Daphne hug]
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Daphne : [Niles has just told her he loves her] Dr. Crane, you shouldn't say such things.
Niles : It's the truth. Lord knows, I have tried to deny it, tried to pretend that I am over you, but not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. Your smile, your beautiful eyes, what it would be like to hold your hands and ask you the question I never dared ask!
Donny Douglas : [entering suddenly] What's the difference between a blister and a boil?
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Daphne : [Simon bursts into the hotel room, interrupting an intense conversation between Niles and Daphne] Simon, how did you get in here?
Simon Moon : Frasier loaned me his key, in a manner of speaking. I have to get some things out of the mini bar. I don't want to get caught empty-handed when last call comes.
[looks at Daphne and Niles]
Simon Moon : You're not having a last call of your own in here, are you Stilts?
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Daphne : I don't understand! How come you never said anything before?
Niles : Daphne, I wanted to. I just... the timing just never seemed right.
Daphne : Oh, and the timing's right now? I'm twelve hours from the altar and you're on your honeymoon!
Niles : I would never have gotten married if I thought there was the slightest chance that you shared my feelings. Trust me, Daphne, say the word and I will leave Mel in a heartbeat.
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[Niles is sitting in the driver's seat of the Winnebago, looking very dejected. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door]
Niles : Come in.
[the door opens to reveal Daphne, dressed in her wedding gown]
Daphne : Hello.
Niles : [standing up] Daphne...
Daphne : I was wondering... if you might be free for a date?
Niles : [euphoric] Oh, my God, yes!
[they embrace]
Daphne : There's plenty of time for that later. Let's get this bloody boat moving!
[Daphne heads for the passenger seat as Niles helps her with the skirts and train of her wedding dress]
Niles : What, you mean now?
Daphne : There's about a hundred people back there I'm not so keen on seeing.
Niles : [still giddy] Well, all right, let's go then.
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Donny Douglas : Anybody else want something from the bar?
[to the bartender]
Donny Douglas : Uh, Scotch, rocks.
Daphne : Donny, it's barely noon!
Donny Douglas : Isn't that when your mom said she'd be here?
Daphne : Give him a double.
