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Rick : Hey, Roz! How you doing?
Roz : Fine, thanks.
Rick : Well, what can I get you?
Roz : Uh, I'll have a decaf.
Rick : Be right back.
[Rick goes to the counter]
Frasier : He's a nice kid, Rick.
Roz : Yes, he is.
Frasier : Working here to put himself through school, right?
Roz : Yes, he is.
Frasier : He's the father, isn't he?
Roz : Yes, he is.
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Roz : [breaking down crying after finding out her milk expired] Don't you get it? Milk's a staple! I let a staple go bad! Mothers don't let staples go bad! How can I take care of a baby when I can't even keep fresh milk in the house? Kids NEED milk!
Frasier : Roz, if it helps, babies don't even drink milk for the first year.
Roz : You see? I didn't even know that!
Frasier : Well I didn't find out either until after I was a father.
Roz : Don't you get it? I have to know EVERYTHING! You can know HALF of everything. You can know about the milk and Lilith can know about the booties and the snugglies.
Frasier : You never met Lilith, did you?
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Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe : So, Roz, who's the proud papa? You got it narrowed down yet?
[laughs]
Roz : That's nice, very nice. Frasier, will you excuse us?
Frasier : Yes, of course. Just remember the baby's future, Roz. Try to make it look like an accident.
[Frasier leaves]
Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe : Look, I was just kidding. I'm sure you probably know who the dad is.
Roz : Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. Do you remember Janet's party a couple months ago? You got really drunk and I drove you home?
Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe : Yeah... what about it?
Roz : Well, you invited me up, and I guess I'd had a few myself, because the next thing I knew...
Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe : [terrified] No, whoa - I don't believe this. I don't even remember us...
Roz : Now calm down, Bulldog.
Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe : No, come on, please, just tell me you're joking!
Roz : Look, we don't have to get married right away...
Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe : Oh, man! Oh, man!
[he paces, chewing his knuckles; she caresses his back]
Roz : I thought you'd be happy about this. I mean, we were wonderful together. When you made love to me, you were so tender and caring...
Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe : Hey, whoa! Ha, ha! "Tender and caring?" No way was that me! Yeah, you almost had me! Good one, Roz!
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Roz : You know more about etiquette that I do. What is the proper length of time you should stay after someone announces to a hundred strangers that you got knocked up?
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Roz : Actually, he took it very well. He's not going to be that involved, though. He moved to Cairo.
Dr. Niles Crane : Where would he have moved to if he had taken it badly?
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Frasier : Talk to me.
Roz : I don't even know where to start. Everything in my life is about to change. My body, my love life...
Frasier : Yes. But it's also going to change in fantastic ways. I remember the first night I brought Frederick home from the hospital. You put this tiny thing into a tiny little bed and you look around and realize that the entire house has changed.
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Frasier : The father of your child is a teenager!
Roz : Well, of course he is not a teenager! He had a birthday three weeks ago! Look, we just went out for a couple of weeks, and then it was over, there were no hard feelings. It is a little embarrassing, though, him being seven years younger than I am...
[off Frasier's look]
Roz : Oh, put your eyebrows down! I've seen your driver's license, and you don't weigh no "one-seventy"!
