Frasier (TV Series)

The Maris Counselor (1998)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Daphne Moon : [answering the phone]  Hello? Why, Mrs. Crowley, we were just talking about you. Yes he's here, hold on.

  Martin : [She passes the phone to Martin, and brings some tea to Frasier]  Hi. Really? No, I'm not busy, dinner sounds like fun.

  Daphne Moon : [to Frasier]  A certain someone is inviting a certain someone else to dinner.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [sarcastic]  Yes, where would the world be without you Brits and your knack for code-cracking?

• Martin : She's invited me to her place tomorrow night. I guess my little hard-to-get plan really paid off.

  Daphne Moon : Yes, you should really write a book; "How To Get A Date In Two Easy Years."

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes well, Daphne, don't be too hard on him. The Crane men haven't had a great deal of success in the romance department lately. We're all a bit gun-shy.

  Daphne Moon : Ah yes, gun-shy, sensitive, picky; you're all full of excuses. You know, sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get any of you married off and out of this house.